From: The Spyros Obsession

8/3

It was the illicit semiotician’s Jello
cluster-fuck that got us here and
now
no one is
left to glaze the fore-
skin Unter den Linden or self-
activating yeast mother insisted could be used as sure prophylactic

8/9

Paralyzed by the IUD     recently retrieved from
vaginal
canal of
Boston
Symphony
Orchestra Spyros now
has no choice but to
change into his meat-
stained house- dress

Hours later it was
discovered that the three or
four                               remaining
oboe players
were     all
                                        jacking off into the same

winter coat

8/1

After Elgin was caught
trying to
inseminate Parthenon
Marbles his
wife

Mary woke up
and jammed all of her breast
milk for the
winter months

10/4

Polyphony
Polygamous
Polygon
Polytechnic
Polyglot
Polychrome
Polytheism
Polyester

Spyros takes all of his polyester to the dry
cleaners
Sets the pile gently on the counter and waits for his
genitals to assume the Liddell and Scott position

Ann Pedone is a writer, publisher, and book designer. She is the author of two books of poetry and several chapbooks. Ann is the founder and editor-in-chief of Antiphony: a journal & press, and Pin//a journal of contemporary poetics.